gossipgran:

michelles gettin the d tonight

deceptiboobies:

“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room

greydelisle:

The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.

tardisity:

everybody you have ever met came out of a vagina screaming in fear

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